As some of my readers are clerics, I'll spare their celibate sensibilities and keep them in the dark about exactly HOW bad a Catholic girl I'd like to be. But come on, ladies, surely you'd like to get him hot under the collar?
And who said receiving communion can't be sexy?
By God, if any of the (heterosexual - unfortunately, they're mostly [repressed] homosexuals) men who went to my church looked that good and displayed that kind of ease with their bodies/sexuality, I'd be back at Sunday mass in a heartbeat. Hell, I'd go to mass every damn day. I might even consider getting on my knees...
...or making him get on his. To quote U2:
"To touch is to heal,
To hurt is to steal -
If you want to kiss the sky,
Better learn how to kneel.
On your knees, boy"
Amen. Testify, brother.
And I am sooo going to be excommunicated tomorrow...but it will be so worth it.
2 comments:
Forgive me Father, I'd like to sin....
To say what I thought would get me excommunicated...
Hey! We could get excommunicated together...
Meet you there, babe!
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