We were discussing the pros and cons of the internet when...
Cleric: I'm sick of getting emails about penis enlargements.
Me: I know. Me too - and you know how sensitive I am about my penis size.
Cleric: (laughs) Things would have been very different if you had had a penis.
Me: Yes. For one, I'd be Pope by now.
Cleric, in a voice combining long-suffering and horror: Oh. my. God. (gesturing towards my cleavage) Well, it's a good thing He gave you those then.
It's time this bitch got some respect...and her own back:
Amen.
4 comments:
You'd rock as Pope. I'd vote for you - obviously I'd have to be a cardinal, but then red is my colour....
Is that a mirrored dog collar? That would be so useful for the lip gloss... ;)
:-D
Leeds Cardinal, you know not how missed you are. I'd like to think I'd rock as Pope too - and go around doing more listening than proclaiming.
CJ - HON, HI!!! Someone took a flash pic, it looks like, but you're right - a mirrored dog collar would be so useful for the Mac LipGlass or Lipstick. In terms of Mac shades, I'm a Diva - no surprise there then. ;-)
Mwah, girls. xxx
You as pope???
Then I wouldn't get to see you so often...sigh...
on the other hand, you'd do a mighty fine job. And just think what you'd do for clerical style...!!!
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