I know, I know, I need to get round to writing some proper entries.
Meanwhile, love this, of which THIS is the BEST example. I was laughing so hard I needed supplemental oxygen afterwards.
Alongside the 'no pets', Mr Thorne's 'seven-legged spider' puts him in the premier league of 'crazy like a fox' emailers.
Fucking brilliant. Now I just need to get him to email the Vatican...