Tuesday, 18 March 2008

A light bulb goes off...

I'm watching that wonderful programme, "CSI" (the original). There's a rodeo story on (I can imagine that 'white boy', who has just discovered the pleasures of CSI, would prefer a bullfight story), and a female bull-owner is discussing the finer points of sperm collection:

"First, you get a teaser - a steer. Bulls go homosexual in captivity."

Suddenly, Oxford and the Catholic priesthood make complete sense.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Some bulls do not go homosexual in captivity...they are just born that way...although mind you, if you look at Oxford, I'm sure you can work out who the naturally gay bulls are...

Irim said...

My gaydar has been honed to a razor sharp point here over the years...

Mind you, having a rack does help separate straight from gay. That four millisecond rule rocks.

Ixx

Anonymous said...

I quite agree with you, having failed it totally...grin...

operastalker said...

Bubs, you are WICKED!! But I knew that anyway... and I love it!! Anyway, don't homosexual bulls have some rights??

'Twasn't a vintage CSI episode, although I did like it when the bull-owner said to Griss "If I tied a rope round your testicles, would you want to jump up and down?"

HAHAHAHA!!

Irim said...

I WANT TO BE AT TENEBRAE! NOW!

Ok, done. Anon, I need to check what you mean by 'failed'.

Operastalker, I'm not wicked, I'm just built that way ;-). Ok, yes, I AM wicked. AND I LOVE IT!!!!

It was a bit of a crap episode, to be honest, except for those two lines. Grissom's face when she said that was a true money shot. I miss the miniature killer, can you believe it???

This'll be sacrilege to you, OS, but to be honest, the CSI: Miami was 100x better.

Ixx