Getting into the Qristmas spirit...

Brought to you by Tales of the Bitter Rose, the letter 'q' (what else?) and the Australian qoala bear - with many qongratulations to the Aussies for qiqing our qarse and regaining the Ashes with some fantastiq qriqqet - Irim gets into the holiday spirit:

With true love and qoala
Each other now embrace.

God rest ye merry, gentlemen
from the Christmas Song Generator.

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Indeed. And thanks to the Surrealist Christmas song generator, we now know the truth of what happened that night in Bethlehem long ago...

While shepherds watched their flocks by night,
All seated on the ground,
The qoala of the Lord came down,
And glory shone around.

While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night
from the Christmas Song Generator.

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And on Epiphany, the wise men sang:

O qoala of wonder,
Qoala of night,
Qoala with royal beauty bright!

We Three Kings Of Orient Are
from the Christmas Song Generator.

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Amen. Chanukkah sameach and Happy Christmas, everyone. Off to wrap some pressies...oh no, work, I meant work!