...you can exchange texts like this.
Background: I was eating chicken with chickpeas ("Murgh chana") at Masala in Dorchester last night when I noticed a perfect little ring of onion (as opposed to a battered 'onion ring') fitting snugly over a chickpea.
I texted: "Is thinking that a tiny ring of onion fitting over a chickpea makes it look like the tip of a circumcised penis normal, or am I just hopelessly naughty?"
46 minutes later, he replied, "Surely an UNcircumcised penis? The chickpea presumably is the glans...Happy birthday, btw!"